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Hey, this totally unrealistic thing happens because I drink really shitty beer! Not only that but somehow it happens in a way that I can engage in it! But thank fucking god it doesn’t have to do with all those women in my office I don’t think about sexually, because for real what a fucking bummer. You see me, keeping this size 42 pudge tight, these mid level bitches don’t deserve my tight ass game. I got this shit on lock. Bitches down my hall shouldn’t even think about getting comfortable, I broke a sweat two weeks ago and I know who should be able to get sexy with their shit. Lord knows nothing says pantimoistener like my biz cass. This whole game, being middling, this is a man’s game and fuck intrusion. The only thing privileged are the lucky sluts that get my dong.